From the Star:
TORONTO – Ontarioâ€™s environment minister is under attack from neighbours over plans to build a two-storey garage.
A complaint was filed with the Ontario Municipal Board arguing the garage would dwarf neighbouring properties and could damage a large tree.
But Laurel Broten says the plans call for the garage to be built without harming that tree.
Broten says her family has four cars – a hybrid, a fuel-efficient SUV and two sports cars belonging to her husband.
I’m holding Broten personally responsible for the red palm-shaped mark on my forehead. Feel free to add your own snaky comment/punch line to the comments section. Of all the possibilities, I can’t decide which one’s my favourite.
Also, I’ m pretty sure we can safely add “fuel-efficient SUV” to the oxymoron list.